Want a good laugh?

Have you seen those cute, knitted apple cozies? It seemed like a good idea to try one, now that the gargantuan cat bed is finished. I found this pattern at what was I Think I'm Gonna Purl and is now ThinkingMama. I latched onto the line in the instructions that says "Gauge doesn't really matter," and ignored the part where it says, "you just want it to fit an apple." That's an orange in there. A rather large, navel orange. Stay tuned for take two.