Step One: Buy a car wash mitt at the Dollar Tree. I think they're a Father's Day item, so hurry!
Step Two: Cut off the cuff and the thumb. Leave a little fabric at the base of the thumb.
Step Three: Add some eyes. They can be beads, felt, embroidery, buttons, etc.
Step Four: Turn inside out and sew the cuff portion into a point. Leave the thumb opening!
Step Five: Turn it right side out again and stuff it!
Step Six: Sew up the thumb opening.
Step Seven: Pick out a nose. I went with a classic black.
Step Eight: Apply nose.
Step Nine: Hedgies!
That's Eftim on the left and Eamon on the right.
Hmm, that thumb would make a heck of a nose on a hairy monster, wouldn't it?